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08:05 RT @badjournalism: Can't quite believe Elizabeth Taylor outlived Michael Jackson.
08:06 RT @serafinowicz: Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'.
08:50 RT @lastyearsgirl_: Sky News Fail: "Now that Michael Jackson has died, what will happen to his 50 night run at the O2 is unclear."
09:09 Nearly had an accident this morning, but if the other person hadn't been going at least 60 in a 40 zone it wouldn't have been an issue.
11:31 RT @badjournalism: Mass moonwalk 6pm today @ Liverpool St. is.gd/1e7st & call 07508 000 008 if you can help & follow @yiannopoulos
14:24 My finances are looking a lot healthier thanks to HSBC's willingness to lend me more money in the form of a credit card :-D
15:31 Very quiet day. Emails from real people=2. Have had Outlook closed for most of the day, no point having it open. #fb
15:37 In one way it's a shame nobody wants to talk to me, but I've got a load done! When I'm not tweeting that is...
16:19 RT @LFCTV: It's official! Glen Johnson has signed a 4 year deal. Welcome to LFC Glen. tinyurl.com/lhbazp Matt
17:22 RT @AIannucci: I'll always remember what I was doing when I heard that Michael Jackson had died; I was hearing that Farrah Fawcett had died.
18:10 It is after 6pm, it's Friday, so it's beer o'clock. Bring it on. #fb
21:06 I have run out of beer. Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought up this "debt"!
21:09 As it is Glasto weekend, it seems fitting the Zen has thrown up "Blanket" by Urban Species ft @imogenheap, my first taste & still a classic!
21:11 I must buy more of her albums for she is great, though I really wish she hadn't done that cover of "Hallelujah". Ah well, nobody's perfect.
21:45 RT @kindofpalejewel: Don't let MJ push Iran too far down the trending topics: tinyurl.com/lnm794 #iranelection
21:55 Hmm, is it possible to overdose on grapes?
22:49 RT @serafinowicz: So Uri Geller, top celebrity psychic didn't predict this did he? (via @MarkNicholson)
23:13 For all his many musical abominations, Chris DeBurgh could still pen a rollicking tune when he wanted to. A Maiden cover of Ferryman anyone?
23:29 I should really stop trying to be funny, it only seems to be me that finds me to be so. #fb
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