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08:37 The trend of me forgetting stuff continues with me leaving my wallet at home this morning. Ugh!
10:41 Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...
10:41 RT @DrSamuelJohnson: Froz'n Costermonger ICELAND sack Portly Slattern Miss Kerry KATONA; she will find Employ in Mister HOGARTH'S Gin Lane
11:30 Right about now, my car will be having its MOT. Keep your fingers crossed for some good news please!
15:16 RT @badjournalism: Hey sexy faces! The most cringeworthy e-mail you’ll ever read? tinyurl.com/mgbz5r (via @jeffmaysh)
19:13 RT @formulaic666: How to deal with American healthcare crazies. bit.ly/5lDrP
20:31 RT @Glinner: Witness the unintentional HYSTERIGASM that is the 'Boogie Town' trailer. bit.ly/8skzT (via @videogum)
20:59 Come on Burnley! And Hull! And of course @LFCTV!
21:13 Damn, my FF team has taken a pounding this week. Damn the early season fixture list!
21:20 RT @daraobriain: Everybody stop what you're doing. RT @doodledawne bit.ly/1oldbB No,THIS is the Greatest Movie Ever Made
21:23 That is not a spoof film apparently! *boggles* is.gd/2oMDp is.gd/2oMFk
21:42 Very happy with the Burnley win over the scum. Shame I had three Man U players in my FF team though...
22:46 RT @lastyearsgirl_: Another one of my idols joins the (ugh) "twitterati" - hello @therealzooeyd!
22:51 RT @jimathers: New Foamy's up! 200th Episode!!! Whooooooo! www.illwillpress.com/
23:19 The Pirate Bay website backed up and pirated through... Well sheeyit! is.gd/2oUrd
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