Sidoni 22: Stepkids & Seagulls

[nicenewra]

Am I really someone's stepmom?

Fuck.

I ain't even anyone's mum, for all that I been trying.  I ain't hardly even got a pet what I'm responsible for.  I kinda sorta got a seagull what I feed now and again, but everyone knows gulls is scavengers what'd eat piss out of a beggar's hand if ya could make it summat solid.  Which means that the closest

Comments

[vorrick]

Best stepmom ever.

I love that she's not concerned about raising any potential kids, just the process of birth itself. Sidoni: Too badass to worry about that.

[nicenewra]

She is pretty badass, not gonna lie.