What I want for Christmas:

[nicerobot]

White Russians all month long (and whiskey, wine and beer)
Liz to spend Christmas with me
Read the back entries of David Byrne's journal
Read the Chronicles of Narnia
Organize a trip to the middle of nowhere to see shooting stars
Fix the wireless, my computer and ipod
Smoke pot and watch adult swim in my thermals

Comments

[extraneous]

Fuck Narnia. His Dark Materials. It's a Miltonian epic about atheism set in an alternate universe Oxford with alchemy and awesome. Plus, like, 12 year olds in compromising sexual situations. And they're kids books.

[eatingdinner]

how about renting march of the penguins and ill cook you dinner and we'll drink wine?

[good_the_third]

You are (of course) welcome to visit Vermont, which for your purposes is plenty close to nowhere. But no one smokes pot in Vermont, so you won't be able to do that. We used to have White Russian ice cream, but Ben & Jerry's discontinued it. But yeah, I'll show you around Burlington, the best city in America. Possibly it will just remind you of Bronxville.