fic - that girl's an adventure - puck/rachel (r)

[niceskin]

title: that girl's an adventure
ship: puck/rachel.
rating: r
summary: He wants to murder that dopey look. He does. Just, one day notice it and stab it in it's douchebag eyes with his Sai swords. Massacre the fucker.
disclaimer: wish i owned.
a/n: smc_27 & I traded prompts, and this is me fulfilling my side of that bargain. goingvintage's left over prompt got used,

Comments

[firealex]

Great story! The concept was hilarious and completely Puck(don't you just love backhanded-type compliments? But in his mind? It would totally make sense). I loved the other guys messing with him, and the inclusion of Sai swords(haha). But my favorite part was this:

"He's depressed. Rachel's pissed at him, and Finn likes the sex noises she makes when Puck's fucking her, and he didn't get to make his trees come true with her up against his dream, and jesus, that doesn't sound right."

Drunk thought processes always make me laugh. And I love Puck's dirty mind. Really good job!

[storywriter84]

Awesome. I love the Puck POV.

[comeundone]

YAY LOVED THIS! I like all these tfln prompts too. I went on the website legit 20 minutes ago before I started reading this and LOOK:

(480):
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.

(602):
you slept with him again didn't you

(480):
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well

OUR LIVES.

[cookiesmonsters]

<333

LMFAO

[fire_fly_stare_]

YOU MESSED UP MY NAME AGAIN