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Character: Hazama
Series: BlazBlue
Character Age: Looks as if he’s in his mid-twenties!
Job: Doomsday Consultant
Canon: AND HERE ARE THE UNAVOIDABLE SPOILERS: In a world on the brink of destruction caused by a monster called the Black Beast, hope to defeat it lies in a mixture of science and magic called the "Ars Magus". In BlazBlue, the multiple effects of this Ars Magus and the government branch called the Novus Orbis Librarium (or NOL) that controls it is what this story follows. Effects such as time loops, Armageddon, and corrupt government are just a few of the subjects touched on in the game.
Hazama is the captain of the NOL’s intelligence division, or so he says. In reality, he’s Terumi Yuki, the main antagonist of BlazBlue. As Hazama, he’s a bit of a coward with snark, avoiding conflict being his main goal. He stays calm and cool, maybe cracking a joke here and there but otherwise keeping his nose out of trouble. This is of course, the personality he shows 90% of the time and does his best to make most people believe. Working in the background and just keeping himself entertained is his goal as Hazama. Yet as Terumi, he’s all about killing boredom and the end of the world, so he does his best to torment as many as he can and make it humorous at the same time. Too bad he only shows that to a few select individuals. If you’re lucky though, both personalities might just slip in at once.
Sample Entry:
So, you want to end the world, huh? Well, I’m required by law to say that maybe you should reconsider. It’s not really nice to see the world ending and having nowhere to live, after all -- but I suppose you wouldn’t understand that being a zombie. You guys live in groups, don’t you? Is there a particularly strong cause for why you want to end the world because if there isn’t I’m not entirely sure I can help. Look, Camp gave you a second chance at life in the form of being part of the resurrected dead and yet you’re here asking to give that all away for no good reason? I find that a bit selfish, if I’m honest. If you have a strong reason for wanting to bring about Armageddon I’m here to help, honest! I’ll tell you the truth though, you might want to wait till 2012 since the tax on world destroying will be cut in half. Just a thought.
Anyway if your reason is the mess hall changing it’s schedule the other day and serving zombie friendly food on Friday’s now, maybe you could talk to the Director about that instead of destroying the universe. It’s just an option you should consider. I personally wouldn’t want my universe destroyed over something as simple as lunch schedules so yeah. If that’s your only reason I’m going to have to say no, I won’t help you. This could be fixed with just you talking to one of those fine lunch ladies in the mess hall and asking them to change the menu instead. I’m your last option, remember that. If I agreed with every person who came into my office, asking to end the world because they broke a nail -- well, there wouldn’t be any world left, would there? There would be nothing to destroy!
I’m going to take your jaw falling off as a sign that you agree with me, Mister Zombie. It’s really good that you do because you know, I would be out of a job if we succeed in ending the world and between you and me, I like this job. It has benefits, like dental. If you had a job like this, I’m sure you could get your jaw fixed in no time, which is quite a big deal, isn’t it? You’d be able to talk, for one! So maybe, Mister Zombie, instead of coming in here, dropping your limbs all over the place and trying to get me to bring about the end of the world, you can go find a nice job with dental coverage and get your jaw fixed. It sounds like a good plan to me!
Voted in here at 88.3%!
Series: BlazBlue
Character Age: Looks as if he’s in his mid-twenties!
Job: Doomsday Consultant
Canon: AND HERE ARE THE UNAVOIDABLE SPOILERS: In a world on the brink of destruction caused by a monster called the Black Beast, hope to defeat it lies in a mixture of science and magic called the "Ars Magus". In BlazBlue, the multiple effects of this Ars Magus and the government branch called the Novus Orbis Librarium (or NOL) that controls it is what this story follows. Effects such as time loops, Armageddon, and corrupt government are just a few of the subjects touched on in the game.
Hazama is the captain of the NOL’s intelligence division, or so he says. In reality, he’s Terumi Yuki, the main antagonist of BlazBlue. As Hazama, he’s a bit of a coward with snark, avoiding conflict being his main goal. He stays calm and cool, maybe cracking a joke here and there but otherwise keeping his nose out of trouble. This is of course, the personality he shows 90% of the time and does his best to make most people believe. Working in the background and just keeping himself entertained is his goal as Hazama. Yet as Terumi, he’s all about killing boredom and the end of the world, so he does his best to torment as many as he can and make it humorous at the same time. Too bad he only shows that to a few select individuals. If you’re lucky though, both personalities might just slip in at once.
Sample Entry:
So, you want to end the world, huh? Well, I’m required by law to say that maybe you should reconsider. It’s not really nice to see the world ending and having nowhere to live, after all -- but I suppose you wouldn’t understand that being a zombie. You guys live in groups, don’t you? Is there a particularly strong cause for why you want to end the world because if there isn’t I’m not entirely sure I can help. Look, Camp gave you a second chance at life in the form of being part of the resurrected dead and yet you’re here asking to give that all away for no good reason? I find that a bit selfish, if I’m honest. If you have a strong reason for wanting to bring about Armageddon I’m here to help, honest! I’ll tell you the truth though, you might want to wait till 2012 since the tax on world destroying will be cut in half. Just a thought.
Anyway if your reason is the mess hall changing it’s schedule the other day and serving zombie friendly food on Friday’s now, maybe you could talk to the Director about that instead of destroying the universe. It’s just an option you should consider. I personally wouldn’t want my universe destroyed over something as simple as lunch schedules so yeah. If that’s your only reason I’m going to have to say no, I won’t help you. This could be fixed with just you talking to one of those fine lunch ladies in the mess hall and asking them to change the menu instead. I’m your last option, remember that. If I agreed with every person who came into my office, asking to end the world because they broke a nail -- well, there wouldn’t be any world left, would there? There would be nothing to destroy!
I’m going to take your jaw falling off as a sign that you agree with me, Mister Zombie. It’s really good that you do because you know, I would be out of a job if we succeed in ending the world and between you and me, I like this job. It has benefits, like dental. If you had a job like this, I’m sure you could get your jaw fixed in no time, which is quite a big deal, isn’t it? You’d be able to talk, for one! So maybe, Mister Zombie, instead of coming in here, dropping your limbs all over the place and trying to get me to bring about the end of the world, you can go find a nice job with dental coverage and get your jaw fixed. It sounds like a good plan to me!
Voted in here at 88.3%!