In which Nena breaks shit

[nicewedding]

[At first there's silence. Nice, peaceful silence.

WHACK!

Now a shoe has knocked the phone off the cradle, and is that the frustrated yelling of a teenage girl you hear? I think it is.]What is this stupid place? This isn't where I'm supposed to be! What's the big idea, taking away my Drei and sticking me in here? If this is a joke, it's not

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[convallariaceae]

You are loud.

Be quiet. You aren't going to get any answers that way, child.

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[nicewedding]

Mission accomplished, then!

[nicewedding]

And how would you know anyway, hm? You just sound like some old lady, calling Nena a kid like that.

[convallariaceae]

You certainly are throwing a tantrum like a child.

[berserk_gene]

[Mewtwo was quite unhappy to hear the commotion; it immediately came to the conclusion that one of the drone children had been replaced, much to its disappointment. It had grown to bear the annoying lifestyle well enough.

Always ready to smack a bitch enforce its self-appointed place as head of the household (despite being the pet cat), Mewtwo opens the door to Nena's room, ducks under the short (for someone that's 6'7", anyways) doorway and watches her.]

[nicewedding]

[UGLIEST. CAT. EVER. So she's raging and yelling and chucking shit all over everywhere and then just happens to turn around and see

actually what the hell is that thing she doesn't even know. SO OF COURSE she's going to go right up to Mewtwo and try to poke him in the head, her curiosity distracting her from her rage for the moment.]

Eeeee, what are you supposed to be? Nena can't tell! So weird-looking....

[berserk_gene]

[Mewtwo swats at her hand and returns the favor by trying to poke HER in the head. Hard.]

[nicewedding]

[OW.]

Hey, what'd you do that for? I'm not gonna hurt you, whatever you are. Geez, maybe you're some kind of wild animal. I wonder if you have rabies?

[now she tries to scoop Mewtwo up s-sob]

[unless_itsafarm]

Lady, you need to calm the hell down before you get ANYWHERE.

[nicewedding]

I'd like to see you stay calm when you wake up in a house that's not yours with a family that's not yours and with a wardrobe filled with the most disgusting outfits imaginable on top of everything else!

[unless_itsafarm]

WELL I... didn't, no, BUT DAMNIT YOU ARE MAKING TOO MUCH DAMN NOISE!

Makin' my beer taste warm!

[nicewedding]

Until Nena gets her stuff back she'll be as loud as she wants to be!

And beer is for losers, anyway.

[weaponsparked]

[Someone had been doing as the nice nurse down the street ordered... and taking a nap. But at the sound of breaking glass, he's up off the couch, with his blade in hand.]

If it's not one thing...

[Thus armed and annoyed, he makes his way toward the source of the sound.]

[nicewedding]

[hears footsteps, grabs the nearest object (a lamp) and throws it in the general direction of the approaching noise. THIS IS HOW WE SAY HELLO IN MAYFIELD dontcha know]

[weaponsparked]

[Out of reflex, he hits the floor, swearing in his best attempt at Cybertronian. The blade comes up, in order to deflect further flying light fixtures.]

Hey! Watch it! What's the matter with you!

[nicewedding]

[HAS GRABBED A CHAIR oh wait just a dude okay okay. She looks down at him, still holding the chair.]

...Oh, just a boy. Don't you have any manners? You scared me!

[electrowhipit]

If they don't like you when you're angry, they'll just drone you and that'll all go away, you know.

[nicewedding]

They can't do anything to me! They're just lucky I can't drop a bomb on them right now.

[electrowhipit]

They already did do something to you, genius. They kidnapped you, and dropped you here, and took away everything you own.

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[nicewedding]