bad news

[nicey_nicey]

i have been arrested for "sexual harassing" a boa constrictor. so what if he didn't really want to constrict my stick? what a goddamn frickin tease.

will write more once i get out of jail.

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[silverhorseshoe]

You buffoon. I was going to use that boa constrictor in an act involving chickens and a belly dancer and mys.. well, never mind all that, just let it be known that attendance at the city farm was going to explode through this very roof! Now the serpent is traumatised, the belly dancer has canceled on me, and you're gone which means there's no one to feed the goats or clean up their heaps of refuse.

You know what this means, don't you Fossil? CRICKET.