So it's only taken me many years, but I'm finally one of the Xbox crowd. How sad is that? ;P ( Read more... )

Find a colour, and stick with it. Why are you with a girl, anyways?

How many pulls of that goldilocks-dyed pony tail-ette will it take for you
to squeal "I want more!"

Ok, now I'm just being mean. :P

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Lebanese Blonde - Thievery Corporation

Gorillaz - All Alone

To all the yuppie occupy people out there, I have this to say ( Read more... )

Thanks 100Mbit Level3 Class A fibre line! Too bad the laptop is choking on
the data...

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People are cruising by my office giving me funny looks. Wha?

What's wrong with Louis Armstrong and Duke Ellington? Or Big Bad Voodoo
Daddy? Billie Holiday? Or hell, Momma Cass for that matter.

Yeah, I like the swing and brass. Heh.

I didn't realize someone had jacked up this keyboard until I was ready to
use it.

I'm sure glad I know how to touch type and know where everything is!

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Glitch-Step WIN. Oh, and fuck that Pedo up.

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~...Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose...~

~... I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me...~

Who won? Duh. :D