John says I'm a slacker

[nicholson_jack]

No, John, I just don't have a maddhott new little boytoy to gush over. I do approve of your choice, however; I admire a mind weird enough to come up with songs like Smells Like Nirvana and The Saga Begins. And yes, I will vote for the two of you for Couple No One Wants To Think About Having Sex

Comments

[pressly_jaime]

i missed you. sob.

[keithtkachuk]

Cheering on the Lakers, who are now 3-2 in the Western Conference SemiFinals.

was that NOT the fuckin greatest thing you've EVER saw? E-V-E-R?! holy shit i was gonna piss in my pants and it was almost as great as having an orgasm. almost

[_madden_]

i love you.

[j_rhysdavies]

Ach, what a great relief, Jack, to know that Al and I have your approval -- perhaps even your blessing?

We'll both see you on Tuesday.