Goddammit, John! Chapter II

[nicholson_jack]

It's all about the breasts. Tonight I will be attending an event where I will be watching 14 breasts bounce around a stage singing and dancing. The breasts are attached to some lovely young women, all of whom have nice to kickass singing voices. John will be in attendance also, so we can whisper to each other during the annoying host and judges'

Comments

[__milakunis__]

unfair!! i <3 American Idol... im jealous

[nicholson_jack]

jennifer_hudson might have another ticket available; you could ask her. I'm sure I can speak for John as well as myself when I say we'd love to have you join us, as long as you don't mind our dirty old man comments.

[__milakunis__]

Would you mind my dirty little girl comments? haha. I'll check with her.

[nicholson_jack]

The more the merrier! Will they be about the girls or the boys? Either way will be fine by us, I'm sure. As long as you don't get fangirly over Ryan Seacrest.

[deb_gibson]

Glad to have corrupted you in some small way, Jack ;)

[nicholson_jack]

HAH! I'm sure you're *very* glad, you sly boots!

[mrmarilynmanson]

I'm afraid we've no currently scheduled performances as far as the eye can see, at least musical ones. I'm in Gibraltar until further notice.

[nicholson_jack]

Damn. At least I have a few of your CDs that I can play extra loud.

[asandler]

charming icon you've got there. err...*whispers* i want some breasts too!

[nicholson_jack]

Thank you, Adam!
*whispers* I'll see what I can do! Maybe we can go next week.

[cary_elwes]

It's all about the breasts

I don't think I've ever seen a statement more true.

[nicholson_jack]

I do try to come to the point.