god called in sick today, i'm his replacement.

[nick_swisher]

Spring training is a cruel reminder of just how out of shape one can get over the course of a couple months of no baseball. Also on this list of idiocy that precedes being out of shape is clumsiness, extreme laziness, irritability, and a high loss of previously learned skill. Augh

Comments

[mark_redman]

you shouldn't punch walls. it's not good for your hand.

[nick_swisher]

Yes, I tend to be a flaming idiotic prick when angry, but you probably knew that already. Heh.

Well... yanno. Why not, right? It was conveniently there, I was conventiently pissed. Thus, idiotic angry me hits said wall.

[mark_redman]

i don't really like when you do that, it worries me, but it's not really any of my business.

[nick_swisher]

Well. Yeah. I guess maybe it's not a good sign when I have to agree with you.

But anyway.

[brandon_backe]

I miss you like whoa, Swishy. Think I can visit soon? Maybe? My next off-day?

Leave your number on the locker and I'll give you a call
Hey shut up, hey shut up, yeah
Leave your legacy in gold on the plaques that line the hall
Hey shut up, hey shut up, yeah

I like that song too.

[nick_swisher]

Okay, so you have two choices: a) Visit me the next chance you get, or b) I kidnap you.

Your call, babe.