till mark drills me into the ground for annoying him, that is. but HEY. he asked for it. FUCKER wouldn't let me SLEEP. so now i'm returning the favor. i threatened to kill him in 17 various ways last night. hey, i'm replying to myself. yay for one-sided conversation!
jesus christ, i can't believe how much of a sissy i'm being but i just looked down at my necklace and got all wishywashy. what the hell did you do to me?! give me back my balls, you jerk, i need those!
17, eh? Hm. And hey, I think you're schizophrenic, or however the hell you spell that.
What the hell did I do to you? Well. Truthfully I did a lot to you, but I think you probably meant that metaphorically rather than literally. And no y'don't. Mwahaha.
Anyway. I guess just a little palm tree works well enough, huh?
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that pretty much made my day, you know. i'm gonna giggle like a girl for an hour or something.
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hey, i'm replying to myself. yay for one-sided conversation!
jesus christ, i can't believe how much of a sissy i'm being but i just looked down at my necklace and got all wishywashy. what the hell did you do to me?! give me back my balls, you jerk, i need those!
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What the hell did I do to you? Well. Truthfully I did a lot to you, but I think you probably meant that metaphorically rather than literally. And no y'don't. Mwahaha.
Anyway. I guess just a little palm tree works well enough, huh?
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Nice swirlees, yo.
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P.S. Heehee, fitting lyrics:
I'll smuggle you over the state line // If I have to // To see you, see you, see you...
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P.S. More fitting lyrics:
The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it's you, and that you're standing in the doorway...
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