is there anything you want from me? my arms, my life, my energy?

[nick_swisher]

Today was interesting. I won't go into it, but let's just say I'd really... rather nothing like that ever happen again. It terrified me. Fucking terrified me.

More than anything I wanna stay in Texas, but I know I have to go back early in the morning. Rrrrr...

Still a little shaken, so. Not the best time for updating. More later, maybe.

Comments

[brandon_backe]

While I did indeed read the whole thing, I'll comment individually later. Right now, just wanted to tell you this:

I'm sorry and I love you.

[nick_swisher]

I... I know, Brandy. You know I love you back, too.

[taylor_buchholz]

Kerry as in Kerry Wood?! HE'S COOL!

[kerry_wood]

Yeah, I am, actually.

[nick_swisher]

Well that's arguable.

[kerry_wood]

Haha, funny. Fucker.

[kerry_wood]

Nickname: Nicky, Swish, (and thanks to Ruby) Super-Swisher. And Swishy, but only (and I mean only) if you’re Brandon.

I call you Swisheroonie. I think that needs to be put up there.

Height: ...around 5’9-ish. Maybe. ...Shutup.

Haha. Attack of the midget.

Where do you live: San Francisco, though I’ve been spending a lot of time in Texas lately. I could live here, I think.

Yeah, 'cause Texas is awesome, and don't none of y'all ever forget it.

Animal: Not much of an animal person, though I do like Byrnesie’s kitten, Richie Jr.

...Please don't tell me that it was named after the Canuck. Because that poor kitten will be ADD for the rest of its life.

Smoked: Still do, occasionally.

Bad midget. Tsk tsk.

Fallen for your best friend? Very hard.

I know the feeling.

Cat: Richie (the kitten, not the Canadian).

Honestly, I think either one would work here. :)

Ice Cream: Sex. Yeah, okay.

Thank God I ain't the only one.

Stupidest thing you have ever done: There’s a lot more than one of those. Though I did foul a ball off my face the

[nick_swisher]

I call you Swisheroonie. I think that needs to be put up there.

M'kay, it's up there. Happy now?

Haha. Attack of the midget.

Bastard.

...Please don't tell me that it was named after the Canuck. Because that poor kitten will be ADD for the rest of its life.

Sadly, it was.

Thank God I ain't the only one.

Does this mean we're both hopeless perverts? A'right, go us.

Yeah, that made my fuckin' day.

So glad I could contribute to your happiness. Jerk.

The weiner that thinks I'm cool?

Yeah, the weiner that thinks you're cool. Heh.

Goddamn. Are y'all married yet? Jeez.

Oh hush.

I demand to be included in at least one of these, ya fucker.

Deeply sorry, Sultan Kerry.

He's just a friend? Yeah, that's some bullshit right there, buddy.

Eh, shutup.

*coughs*Brandon*coughs*

Have I ever told you I hate you?

I'm done bein' an ass. For, like, this particular hour. Later, Swisheroonie.

Dude, you're never done being an ass. ;) Later, Ker.

*midget attack*

[chris_burke2]

Heh heh! You called Taylor a weiner and it made me laaaaugh. ;)

[mark_redman]

That was really long.

[izzy44]

Haha, you're a little midget.

[nick_swisher]

I just might have to call you Jizzy again for that.

[izzy44]

Oh, Christ. Fuckin' midget. *laughs*

I bet I can squish you.