Comments | nick_swisher: thanks for doing a bang-up job, fuckface.

nick_swisher

thanks for doing a bang-up job, fuckface.

Apr 14, 2005 23:14

Not.

Fucking.

Fair.

Not fucking fair at all.

Commence me being really moody, wishing death upon relievers (and the whole state of New York), and being a total brat. This is not fair, I tell you. Somebody needs to pull that fucker's head out of his ass and show him exactly what he did. And I want it to be me.

... Fucker.

Sigh. I need Brandy.

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brandon_backe April 15 2005, 23:03:47 UTC

Oh, it's okay, babe. It just happens. I did okay, though, you know? I didn't do too bad. :) I just wish we hadn't got swept, but I'll be better my next start. (Maybe I won't have to rely on the relievers...go eight innings, then let Brad take over...)

You don't need me. You're doing okay, Mr. Homerun King. *amused* I'll see you again soon--but we're fine. I love you.

nick_swisher April 18 2005, 04:33:17 UTC

You're unbelievably placid, yanno? I'm still fuming over this, and you're all cool and stuff. *g* I don't understand you sometimes.

And hey. Hush. I do too need you, otherwise I wouldn't be the Homerun King I am. ;)

Yeah. See y'soon, babe. Love you.

brandon_backe April 18 2005, 09:17:55 UTC

It's just one game. :) I'll do better next time, and so will everyone else, you know?

*blushes* You don't hit homeruns just because I'm here, you know. You hit them because you have pure talent.

Awesome. :)

mark_ellis April 17 2005, 22:02:32 UTC

Swishy? You okay?

nick_swisher April 18 2005, 04:41:02 UTC

Hey there, Mark. Yeah, 'm fine. Just miffed over Houston's UNFAIR loss, that's all.

And um, thanks for the concern and stuff, but don't call me that, 'kay? Nothin' personal. :)

brandon_backe April 18 2005, 09:17:09 UTC

Nothin' personal. :)

You may not take it personal....*annoyed* *well, not really*

My Swishy.

nick_swisher April 20 2005, 08:01:10 UTC

*tackle*

Yes. Your Swishy.

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DUDE YOUR TITLE chris_burke2 April 19 2005, 03:51:02 UTC

Sigh. I need Brandy. God.

That didn't sound alcoholic at all, noooo.

DUDE. OMG, I was just gasping - on the floor - trying to catch my breath for ten freakin' minutes because of that! HAH.

yezzzzz? nick_swisher April 21 2005, 21:37:01 UTC

Oh shutup.

Glad I could be of entertainment for you. Heh.

I am SHE-RA! chris_burke2 April 27 2005, 06:26:51 UTC

HEH. "Shut up" has never worked on me, compadre. Try something more forceful.

ruby_durazo April 21 2005, 07:06:52 UTC

"Fuckface"? I'ma have to remember that one! If you see me fit to borrow your copyright.

*sigh* Only you, Swisher. Only you.

nick_swisher April 21 2005, 21:39:30 UTC

Only if you ask.

*grin* Should I be proud?

ruby_durazo September 10 2005, 03:52:59 UTC

Okay, wait, do I have to ask if the word is being used to describe Beane? Or y'know, I could just think of something worse, it's cool.

Yes.