Comments | nick_swisher: (без темы)

nick_swisher

(Untitled)

Aug 28, 2005 07:40

Hello. My name is Nick Swisher and I am incompetent.

Thank you for your time.

Comments 17

scott_hatteberg August 29 2005, 23:47:00 UTC

you're gun-in-a-sandwich bitchy? that's not good. you should go have kendall make you tea. he's weirdly ...

crap. i forgot my perfect word that went there.

PROFICIENT. he's weirdly proficient at that.

maybe that would downgrade the gun to like a blowdart launcher.

you so know you're not incompetent. don't make me hurt you.

nick_swisher August 29 2005, 23:53:20 UTC

I'm afraid of Ken-Doll. He'll eat me.

you so know you're not incompetent. don't make me hurt you.

Please don't hurt me. I have Brandon... things... to do.

Um.

scott_hatteberg August 30 2005, 03:06:55 UTC

um... okay, then, i'll leave the hurting to him.

ay, brandon, hurt him til he says he's competent. only....... after that suggestion, he'll probably never say it.

:O

Not even close... anonymous September 20 2005, 21:28:53 UTC

If this IS you, you're definitely NOT incompetent.
But Anyway, I don't know HOW I ended up here & this is off subject , BUT, If you aren't the "Real" Nick Swisher , then why do you pretend to be? ...Just curious....Wouldn't that be kinda silly?
Lisa ~*

http://journals.aol.com/lisancal/NickSwisherFan/

Re: Not even close... nick_swisher September 20 2005, 23:58:45 UTC

[Sorry for the disappointment but this, much like a ridiculous number of other celebrity journals, is just a rouse to pass the time with and entertain me and my sick friends. ;) Feel free to watch this journal or comment as you would like, though I would prefer, for the sake of the game, to keep all posts/comments in character if at all possible. In other words, if you choose to comment, which I don't mind, pretend like you really are talking to the real Swish instead of the fake Swish. Make sense? Yay. :)]