stfu

[nick_swisher]

Fuck you, Barry Zito. Fuck you, Danny Haren. Fuck you both, and fuck you hard.

That is all.

Comments

[gimme_proonz]

I thought you looked sexy!!
Although, the whole plug/socket thing was a bit dirrrty.

[nick_swisher]

No. Simply, no.

[eric_byrnes]

These are the times when I would give any goddamn thing to be back in Oakland.

You look so CUTE!

[nick_swisher]

Fuck you too.

[eric_byrnes]

The complimentary plug-and-socket thing is just hilarious. Joined at the hip. Haha!

Zeets and Danny are geniuses.

[kerry_wood]

...What's STFU mean?

Heh, you do look cute, kid.

[nick_swisher]

(S)hut (T)he (F)uck (U)p.

Shut the fuck up.

[kerry_wood]

I knew that.

And I just saw some really interesting pictures of the Oakland Athletics.

Really. How could you do that to the poor closer?

Fucking funniest thing I've seen in a long time. So much better than Zito in a wedding dress (he liked it too).

How was your plugmate? *snicker*

[nick_swisher]

Everyone has seen those damn pictures by now, man. Everyone.

Blame Zito and Haren for destroying Huston's dignity! It's their fault.

... Kerry Lee Wood, don't even go there.

[joe_blanton]

Fuck you, Barry Zito. Fuck you, Danny Haren. Fuck you both, and fuck you hard.

I fully agree. Wholeheartedly.

We must get them back. This is war.

[huston_street_]

I should really consider echoing that sentiment. At least YOU GUYS didn't have strange men trying to grab your butt.

[nick_swisher]

... Uh, actually?

[huston_street_]

When was it? I didn't see that.

It's so degrading.

[barry_zito]

Quit playing. You enjoyed it.