Comments | nick_swisher: Real quick.

nick_swisher

Real quick.

Oct 08, 2005 02:37

I can't really pick a favorite season, but I think autumn is definitely one of the top four.

...?

Got a ticket for Houston with my name on it. Flying outta here fast at 11 AM and not coming back for a while.

Jeez, that sounds so depressing. Anyway, it's a good thing. I promise.

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scott_hatteberg October 8 2005, 11:42:32 UTC

you can narrow it down to four? that's skill.

make the most of it, hey? my WIFE won't let me leave to go see any postseason games unless they're in anaheim, so... moral of the story, don't marry a woman. anyway, you'll be missed now that you're done pouting. >.>

what? i didn't say anything.

nick_swisher October 8 2005, 11:47:19 UTC

I'm sharp like that.

Um... I won't? Heh.

I wasn't pouting!

scott_hatteberg October 8 2005, 12:06:08 UTC

do forgive me. would you prefer "sulking"? "moping"? "emulating the walking dead"? i'll fix it.

you need a ride to the airport, honey? i suppose i can get up before two o'clock one day this week.

No, he was just plain pouting. chris_burke2 October 13 2005, 04:34:08 UTC

Hahahaaaaaa, you didn't get answered, so you'll never know. Dun dun DUNNNN!! After a question which he deemed pertinent, Scott Hatteberg is left waiting eternally outside Nick Swisher's door, watching for a sign of life - one that will not come... as Swisher... has already gone...

*dramatic music*

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i see swish people chris_burke2 October 8 2005, 11:46:26 UTC

YOU'RE COMING TO HOUSTON WEE COOL WE CAN HAVE THAT CRISCO WRESTLING MATCH WE PLANNED BACK IN MAY

Re: i see swish people nick_swisher October 8 2005, 11:48:28 UTC

It's 7 AM, why are you so fucking hyper?

chris_burke2 October 8 2005, 12:10:08 UTC

BECAUSE LUCKY CHARMS HAS NEW GREEN CLOVER MARSHMELLOWS!!

Why are you so fucking dumb?! Huh?! ANSWER ME THAT.

nick_swisher October 9 2005, 05:28:38 UTC

Hey, they have hearts and stars and rainbows too. You discriminating against them now or something?

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keithginter October 8 2005, 13:23:06 UTC

I used to play for Houston...but they didn't want me.

Add me?

nick_swisher October 9 2005, 05:27:47 UTC

I have to be biased toward Houston.

Sure thing, man.

keithginter October 9 2005, 23:50:39 UTC

I know, I get it. At least somebody there cares for you...

HI NEW PERSON!!! chris_burke2 October 13 2005, 04:29:43 UTC

No, it's cause he's madly in love with everything about me. He stares longingly at my pictures for hours upon hours, drooling and.... well.

>.>

Need a picture? I'll make you one.

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bobby_crosby7 October 15 2005, 05:30:22 UTC

Swish! Add me, bro?

nick_swisher October 16 2005, 03:05:07 UTC

Sure thing!

!!!!! chris_burke2 October 20 2005, 05:54:14 UTC

HOWDEH MISTER CROZ! Can I add you because your calf muscles are lickable?!

OMG MY TEAM JUST GOT INTO THE WORLD SERIES I'M NOT GLOATING I SWEAR I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED

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