Mushroom Slap...that's silly.

[nickbeasley]

GREAT time sunday night. I only got to do one of the shows I planned, but boy was it a killer. Sucks that I don't remember the name of the bar. They put on this comedy show once a month with some cool local comics in the area. I had a great time standing around on the patio of the place talking with the guys. Coolie (sp?) did awesomely that night.

Comments

[wheelhouse]

The set wasn't as sharp as it was at Romano's, an audio file I strongly recommend if you can stand the awful quality. You just didn't seem as natural, probably because you had a bad night at Claire De Lune. You're jokes didn't flow very well, and you used too many "likes" and "but ums," which is fine but only to a certain point. Clearly the best recieved parts of your set were the more improvised stuff (i.e. how awkward) because of how natural you sounded. Anyways it seems like you just had an off night (though you were getting laughs, they seemed weaker than usual). But then again, I'm not a comedian so what the fuck do I know?

here you go you flaming twat

[weewillywonka]

my review on nick beasley:

Hailing from san diego california, nickolas beasly, a bright young 16 year old has burst onto the comedy scene. only doing comedy for 6 months, he has started to hone his art and create his own character on stage. from jokes to spider man raping little kids and asian retards acting like dogs, nick has no limits. with heroes such as jim norton and jordan sannito, this kid cant go wrong. his site nickbeasly.com has great clips of him destroying in clubs. you can clearly see him mature from clip to clip. maybe one day we will see him on comic view.

ps. you spell check it.

Re: here you go you flaming twat

[weewillywonka]

It's nice to see West Coast losers attacking someone that at least is trying something more real on the coast. Hence why west coast comedy pales in comparison to East Coast and especially NYC! YOu guys are pandering lazy waiting for a sitcom fucks and most people can't wait for california to slide into the pacific because of it. You dumb fucks will openly admit to loving Blue Colar comedy in hopes to get a spot on it cause you have no real talent other than sucking on the asshole of the industry!

Re: here you go you flaming twat

[wheelhouse]

Actually a lot of us aren't aspiring comedians or anything like that, just friends of Nick's, he asked for a critique and we gave it to him and I thought that most of us were pretty nice without being dishonest. And if I'm not mistaken, Weewillywonka is from Oklahoma which isn't exactly the West Coast last time I checked a map.
And I have never seen Blue Collar Comedy and don't really have any desire to watch it anytime in the near future.

Re: here you go you flaming twat

[w00per]

Hmm, I wonder if this person is trying to get on Nick's website like Patrick? You failed miserably shithead.

[anonymous]

hate to break it to you, but you should try listening to your own jokes. they're terrible. like really really really terrible. it's not that your style of humor is bad, if you want to posture like "oh man, this fucker doesn't get me," it's that you're an unfunny person. you're that guy, the stereotypical stand-up dude that a couple people laugh at out of pity and everybody else rolls their eyes and is waiting for your ten minutes to be through with. it's too bad that you prove time and time again that you have absolutely no dignity, otherwise you'd quit now and never make a joke again.

ps. - everybody who doesn't openly hate you secretly hates you, asshole.

[josh_sheridan]

hahahahahaha I like this guy

[nickbeasley]

Well, I hate to sound like a tool, but you are right on some things. I know a lot of people don't like me at all and I am not suprised. I am an ass to everyone. I know some people only talk to me because it would be too awkward to tell me to not talk to them

[chrisexyus]

Nick you really are pretty good, and ive seen you really bomb and really do well, if you ever get down just remember this, at one of your jokes i saw even Mr Parks crack a smile on the set you did at Philmont

[designed_beauty]

ok well, #1 we all know how gay it is to leave anonymous posts. we all get them but still, its gay.
#2, he did ask for critizism but you didnt have to be so harsh, and not all of that is true. different people find different thigns funny. just because you dont find nick funny doesnt mean other people dont. i find him funny. and #3, who cares if some people hate him.. i bet people hate you. or else you wouldnt be writing this post, because to hate someone you have to be hated. and if you actually are going to say shit like that you have to be a semi mean person.. so therefore some people won't like you either.

even thought i have no idea who the "anonymous commenter" is, they might even be one of my friends.. next time your going to leave a post leave a name.. and dont be such a douche bag.

-jackie-

[designed_beauty]

thank you forty years of feminist empowerment for creating a world where girls who talk about fake, showy lesbianism with their friends, adding a cute giggle at the end, can laugh at nick's jokes and use "gay" in the same sense as "lame" and "dumb".

i love you, humanity. keep up the excellent work.

--- <33333333 a "friend" of yours

[nickbeasley]

If we have another 9-11 style terrorist attack, I hope your family is in the first row.

Speaking of 9-11...JSB, sir...eh? eh?

[wheelhouse]

well aren't you socially enlightened, bow to him, the most evolved being ever to inhabit this green earth

[mwerp]

if u like 1 nite stands and operahouses pm me im available fri-sat 6-11pm + i like fancy gifts by me sumthing nice plz! ;)