i've got everything i want except for mo-oney

Jan 22, 2004 00:33

For my birthday I want a big uncut stick of salami.

Today at work my boss was putting sugar in his tea and he said, "Sugar - the other white powder." It might seem like a "boo hiss"er but you'd have to be there. He's about 50 and has a really thick, i dunno, Iranian? accent and says things like "go ahead now while i am here, go smoke your head

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Oh... jitterbgperfume January 21 2004, 22:40:12 UTC


... I'll give you a big stick of uncut salami, alright. *waggling eyebrows*

Terribly sorry, just wanted to be the first double entendre response to that insane sentence.

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*coff* *sputter* demirep77 January 22 2004, 08:21:52 UTC
i mean, i thought it when i read nick's post - but i would -never- have said it.

you crossed the line, missy! good for you!

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