Comments | nickboy: The Elephant Man Saves The World

nickboy

The Elephant Man Saves The World

Mar 29, 2004 22:03

I think it's obvious that Hellboy is The Elephant Man, aka Joseph Merrick, in disguise. Most superheroes have secret identities, so why should Hellboy be any different? Just like it's impossible to fathom how nobody recognized Bruce Wayne just because he put on a mask, or why Lois Lane never said "Golly, gee, Clark.. what happened to your glasses ( Read more... )

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no. no. no. no. no. jitterbgperfume March 29 2004, 20:34:03 UTC

We've been over this a million times now and just because you colorfully circle and number things in Photoshop doesn't make it true.

Sorry, Buster Brown.

xoxox,
Sarah

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Re: no. no. no. no. no. nickboy March 29 2004, 20:40:41 UTC

you poo-poo because you know it's true!

xoxoxo

Re: no. no. no. no. no. jitterbgperfume March 29 2004, 21:20:02 UTC

You're wrong about the Hellboy thing. Sorry, kiddo... I'd give it to you if I could.

This is my new icon, by the way... if it works.

xo,
Sarah

besubversive March 29 2004, 22:51:59 UTC

I'd like to draw your attention to the Elephant Man's glaring lack of toolbelt. This alone could discredit your theory. How can you fight that? Recant, I say, or I'm taking it public!

that's easy nickboy March 31 2004, 19:52:55 UTC

when they checked him into the hospital because they mistook him for a circus freak, they confiscated his tool belt to make sure he wouldn't use it to hang himself. He stole it back, of course, before he snuck away (to save the world, duh).

Obviously... anonymous March 30 2004, 07:03:49 UTC

Joseph was made to take off his toolbelt for the photo...Most likely because his toolbelt was so large *cough cough* that it would take away from the scientific analysis on which they were trying to focus...I'm with Nick...Kudos!

Re: Obviously... nickboy March 31 2004, 19:48:44 UTC

I'd be so much happier to have support for my theory if I knew where it was coming from... I mean, you could be George Bush for all I know, and that would tank my career.

xxjungexx March 31 2004, 04:36:55 UTC

This is awesome! LMAO

I'm adding you dude!

nice icon! nickboy March 31 2004, 19:51:03 UTC

Thanks... but now I feel obligated to write interesting stuff in my journal on a regular basis and I have to tell you that's not going to happen. D:

;)