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nickelchief

these statements have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration

Feb 18, 2009 20:13

FOUND in the back of my closet: a spewgreen bag from Harrod's, the following within ( Read more... )

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c_quilty February 19 2009, 01:56:03 UTC

talk off your clothes and run naked down main street

nickelchief February 19 2009, 02:10:09 UTC

i buttnekkid streaked at the age of 16 down a street in my hometown with a platonic buttnekkid female friend who was about 19. later i convinced her to drive herself home topless. i didn't have my license yet.

did it again a couple of years later up and down the hallways of my four-floor dorm, again with a platonic buttnekkid female friend. we were met with applause. i was told i "flapped impressively, side to side."

sun_set_bravely February 19 2009, 15:08:44 UTC

HUZZAH! I think it's time for a reprise of this performance, just for this occasion. YES!!

daisydumont February 19 2009, 02:17:59 UTC

...and you make a break for freedom and good health! mazel tov, michael. :)

nickelchief February 19 2009, 02:29:10 UTC

Thank you, my friend! There are so many things like this, tangible and intangible, that need to be purged.

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nickelchief February 19 2009, 04:50:27 UTC

I fear that you'll have to educate me on this one. I try to stay all schmaht and green but I see I may have missed the boat - nay, I may have missed the Rainbow Warrior. Are medications to be disposed of in a particular fashion? Do the fish not need my Zantac? The Irish may need antidepressants, what about the Gulf Stream?

The contents of that Harrod's bag were headed for the landfill (recyclable boxes and plastic bottles excluded) until your comment ...

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nickelchief February 19 2009, 05:14:00 UTC

Take them out of their original containers and mix them with an undesirable substance, such as used coffee grounds or kitty litter. The medication will be less appealing to children and pets, and unrecognizable to people who may intentionally go through your trash.

Wow, who knew? Never thought of that, so thanks for the heads-up. FREE TUMS AT MY PLACE WOOT

ms_pooka February 19 2013, 15:36:04 UTC

my word, that sounds like a bag that someone might miss! kind of.

"call doctor if you experience mood." one of the many reasons i have still not made my way on to head meds.

nickelchief February 19 2013, 16:13:27 UTC

I didn't know it at the time (about a year of weird illness) but it turns out I didn't need any of it. I just needed more time alone and a decent therapist.