**Inspired**

[nickelpants]

I wonder if heaven, if it does exist, has the internet...

Like www.goldengates.heav and stuff like that...

And if it does, is it like uber broadband or is it shitty modem? I can imagine God on the PC, trying to download some porn and it's very slowly coming up and he's like "Aww, hell no!" *smite*

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[lunglock]

LOL to your brain O_o