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[nickjayy]

if you ever need to waste some hardcore time, fmylife.com is the perfect site. seriously. it's really fucking hilarious, to be honest. and i seriously doubt that all of these stories are true. i bet some people just made theirs up. i kind of feel like making one up and seeing like it would get published

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[ohmymymaya]

I have a very good fuck my life story.

private
I'm guessing so.

[nickjayy]

yeah, i have a pretty good one too.

[demlovato]

Omg Nick I was skimming through your entry and I saw you say "my boyfriend" I was like o.O Is there something you haven't told me?! But then I went back and re-read every word.

[nickjayy]

that might be a good fuck my life story if it had snowballed, lol

[seeelenuh]

lol what is up with FML being the best website ever? It's like all of a sudden everyone loves it or something. At LEAST four people came up to me on set to tell me a funny one today! What is with that? But I digress. I don't really have any good fml stories... cause, as fml suggests, they all pretty much suck and can't really be laughed at... lolol.

This is probably my favorite one, though: Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

[Private]
I know, ahhh. I'm really really excited and I hope the next two weeks go by just as fast! Knock on wood! And I love you, too :D

[nickjayy]

i don't remember who told me about it, but i finally went to check it out. i like this one: Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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this last week went by really fast, so i think the next two will as well.

[seeelenuh]

omgomg. That one is so awkward. And the Mom totally just broke that condom, so nice job keeping her daughter safe and everything. A+ job, Ma.

[Private]
Jeeze someone's awkward.

[nickjayy]

hah, i know. jesus. that was a really smart move on the mom's part.

private
what?

[clinleypongs]

I decided to check this website out and some of these are fucking hilariously awful

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

Talk about trauma.

[nickjayy]

i saw that one. i think it would scar anyone for life.

[ravivallman]

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML