Stupid Human Names, v.324

[nickless]

In the continuing saga of "How the Hell Could You DO That to a Child?", I offer the name of a player on the University of South Dakota football team:

Isaac Newton

Dude. That's just MEAN.

Comments

[elflore]

Wow. One can't help but wonder if he deliberately pursued the Road of Brawn to avoid exarcerbating the name stigma.

[nickless]

Yeah, and people are much less likely to tease a 5'9", 205-pound guy about his name...