So I've always thought my best friend's boyfriend is a douche bag. I've fulfilled my friend duties, though, both telling her that I think he treats her like crap, and then continuing to be supportive while she's chosen to stay with the scrotum in glasses. Recently, though, his douche-ocity has reached new levels. Sparing you all the details, she ( Read more... )

Holy Buggar it's lonely out here ( Read more... )

So I happened upon this old French jazz record today...went ahead and picked it up for you schnookums, because I remembered you saying that you wish you could find some of that goodness. As soon as I find a way to get it from the record to a CD, it's all your's, mah love...

Go ahead..who's the most awesomerest roommate ever?

Man, Rick James passed away.

It's a bit eerie. I just watched Conan this morning, and Jamie Foxx was talking about a reality TV show that he and James were going to make.

What will Chappelle do now?

Two out of six isn't bad...but, ah...which two?

Mark Geragos is an idiot. I think his asking for a continuance is totally justifiable...but it doesn't detract from the fact that he's still an idiot ( Read more... )

I was showing my mom pictures from last night, which consisted of some air hockey and miniature golf with people I've known since elementary school. These were kids that used to come around the house, so my mom was interested in seeing how they'd grown up. I was telling her about my friend Deresa, who is black and has always crushed on white guys. ( Read more... )

Grasshopper, ever since you got your license you're never around...I just don't understand it..:O ( Read more... )

Like I said, we could all be up on that stage with Lipton...so let's practice ( Read more... )

So I went to this birthday shindig of a family friend the other day, and as I'm meandering around his million dollar home, I'm looking at the art he has hanging on the walls, because I'm a nerd and that's what I notice. The man's got Thomas Kinkaid everywhere. There are few artists that I despise more than Thomas Kinkaid...well, as a person, I'm ( Read more... )