An ode to Nickole...

[nickole4eva]

Nickole's eyes are like a babbling brook of clear, blue water

Comments

[nickole4eva]

I didn't say they were blue. I know they are brown, I just compared them to blue water. What is wrong with comparing brown eyes to water? Eyes are a lot like water you know. And how do you know what color Nickole's eyes are? Do you hang out with her? Has she said anything about me?

[anonymous]

You are a dumb bitch

RVD

[nickole4eva]

Rob Van Dam? Who goes on someones livejournal to call someone a bitch? You take the word "pathetic" to entirely new heights. Get a life!

Two men enter, one man leaves.

[nickole4eva]

That's it Master Blaster. It's on now. Consider yourself thoroughly skooled. There can only be ONE (or two -- BUT NOT THREE) creepy Nickole Stalkers... And you are not going to be one of them! We're going to throw down like China Town. Meet me at the anchor. Oh, and bring a body bag. That fits you. Because you are going to be in it. Dead. Because I am going to kill you. In a fight. Oh, and before you die, tell me where you keep all of your Nickole artifacts. You don't deserve them, and I want to add them to my shrine along with the used tissues, hair, and skin flakes.

Re: Two men enter, one man leaves.

[nickole4eva]

This is so far beyond Thunderdome.

Re: Two men enter, one man leaves.

[nickole4eva]

Skin flakes I like to sprinkle on buttered spagetti in place of salt or keep in a jar for cloning in case Nickole ever dies.