why not to go hunting with a psychopath:

[nicktheradical]

You know, I'd always kind of regretted the passing of certain nineteenth-century traditions no longer considered acceptable in the Information Age. Specifically, I've long considered it a shame that politicians now prefer to settle their disputes with soporific platitudes and paranoid-schizophrenic attack ads instead of having the cojones to

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[apsminuit]

you know, i thought it pretty odd when i heard that report. they said that dick was aiming at a quail, which i always thought to be small, hen like birds that prefer to travel by foot and stay pretty close to the ground. so, you know, what the hell was he aiming at the height of a full grown man for. unless the quail was the size of an emu-and thats a pretty big quail. yeah.