We are in Tulsa filming for our DVD which is fine because I'm with my Mom who keeps ignoring me and grabbing my phone to call Emmy, I think she likes Emmy better than me. She even shrugged off Tyson when she was on the phone and she was always convinced Tyson and I were gay and would grow old together. I think she's happy we both have wonderful ( Read more... )

I figured I should let you all know that earlier I left Emmy and now I am dating Elisha. Yes I know this comes as shocking news especially since she is dating that guy from Rooney but we have been holding in our love for each other since forever. She is so great mmm insert more wonderful things here because I am not that narcissitic. Sorry Emmy it ( Read more... )

I've been slacking off on the whole updating thing. Emmy and I have been together two months as of the 20th. I was going to update then but I wasn't even with her, but now we are together. We bought a little house on the beach in California, it's really nice. I brought my dog over here and he apparently likes Emmy because he was trying to hump her ( Read more... )

I've found that for everything you do in life all you need is 500 dollars and a pogo stick.

If I don't update Emmy will leave me. So I guess this means I have to update ( Read more... )

Tyson is trying to get me to kill a certain person for his birthday so Emmy and I are putting our 100 percent cotton ski masks on to go do the job.

Happy Birthday Tyson.

I am so excited our album went GOLD the other day, 500,000 records sold, do you know what this means? More money of course. So I just want to thank my Mom, Tyson's Mom, Chris's Mom, and Mike's Mom for buying so many albums to get us here. But I'm really stoked about this I'm like a fat kid who sold the most candy and now I get a big prize. But ( Read more... )

echriquita: let's move to a nice island somewhere that is basically secluded and do nothing but drink frozen margaritas, smoke the reefer and get nasty ( Read more... )

So Emmy is back here, I know we said we weren't going to see each other until May but come on when you're in love it's just too difficult to talk on the phone. But she's here now so everything is magically all good again. I'm am too in love with her it's beyond healthy. Yes, Elisha I love her more than George Michael. Not that I even like George ( Read more... )

I just wanted to update to tell you all that Elisha is obviously the best in bed. She does that thing with her back that just sets me over the edge, mmm. If I wasn't so in love with Emmy I would leave her for Elisha because damn, that girl got ass. And no she will not be giving any of you head so please back off ( Read more... )