First- I consider you a real life friend. Ok, I've never actually met you, but you're still a part of my life. I mean, there's no such thing as unreal life! Second- Your mum is totally wrong. you're the most obedient, unlazy, not child I've ever met. I find it impossible to believe you've been unkind or hurt anyone- therefore it's all in your or your ridiculous family's head. You're lovely. So shush! :P Third- When you get over here I'm buying you an alcoholic beverage of your choice, taking you to a concert, a pub (even just for a meal!). I won't force sex and drugs on you ;) Not even alcohol, though you should try. Oh, and I'll give you the full trinny and suzannah treatment- even if my fashion sense isn't exactly spiffy either! Fourth- I feel bad you don't get to do much at new years, I'll try and video the London fireworks for you.
Love you lots, will try and sort you out with another of those oh so special recordings sometime soon! xxx
in response to 2. I think you have weird standards! you're always helping out and washing and shopping it seems for that woman (it seems), if she isn't content she can bloody well suck it imo. Stop me if I'm slagging off your mum too much but really, you're not lazy at all. again, she'd have a heart attack if she met me!
oh excellent, I'm well getting you drunk the first opportunity I have!
Will do that when my magic stick stops playing up! xxx
Ha. I might have slightly warped standards but then all the people my age that I know ARE better behaved than I am so... :D Ha. No, you're not slagging her off too much - I'm not best pleased with her right now so it's no problem! Hee. She probably would but there's not much chance of that, thankfully. :D You'll have to make do with meeting me instead.
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First- I consider you a real life friend. Ok, I've never actually met you, but you're still a part of my life. I mean, there's no such thing as unreal life!
Second- Your mum is totally wrong. you're the most obedient, unlazy, not child I've ever met. I find it impossible to believe you've been unkind or hurt anyone- therefore it's all in your or your ridiculous family's head. You're lovely. So shush! :P
Third- When you get over here I'm buying you an alcoholic beverage of your choice, taking you to a concert, a pub (even just for a meal!). I won't force sex and drugs on you ;) Not even alcohol, though you should try. Oh, and I'll give you the full trinny and suzannah treatment- even if my fashion sense isn't exactly spiffy either!
Fourth- I feel bad you don't get to do much at new years, I'll try and video the London fireworks for you.
Love you lots, will try and sort you out with another of those oh so special recordings sometime soon!
xxx
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oh excellent, I'm well getting you drunk the first opportunity I have!
Will do that when my magic stick stops playing up!
xxx
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Ha. Okay then. It'll take, what, half a drink. :D
Nice.
xoxo
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