I can't seem to eat or drink anything without somehow spilling it on me. It's like my breasts have some weird magnetic force that draws food and drink to them. I like to call them the Boobmuda Triangle.

My parents were going to be away from home for most of the day so I told them to just bring the two puppies over here. We had fun! Savannah is still the cutest puppy I've ever seen. It's a damn good thing too, because she's full of the devil. I'll post some pictures of her when my mom gets around to sending me some. She's definitely awwww

Granny (on the phone with my mother): What kind of couch was Nikki going to get? A crouton?"

Granny: What's that last Harry Potter movie called? Chariots of Fire? They have it at Kroger for 19.95.

Sarah's latest entry made me want to tell this story. I have absolutely no tact when people irritate me ( Read more... )

I'm really disappointed that http://www.anus.com/ has nothing at all to do with an anus.

I am so mad at you right now. You were supposed to call me last night, but you didn't. I haven't heard from you today either. SO NOW I'M PICKING OUT WHAT I'M GOING TO WEAR TO YOUR FUNERAL. *shakes fist* You know who you are.

I'm going to review the Japanese movie Cure today. It's what I like to call a WTF movie. I realize that Japanese movies are more subtle that your typical American film, and that Americans are sometimes criticized for their need to have every single thing in a movie spelled out for them. I'm not usually like that. I enjoy foreign films and I ( Read more... )

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