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TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ✖ gargleblasted

Feb 05, 2030 00:07

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VOICEMAIL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 05:19:58 UTC

-- fuck! Don' do that.

Anyway, I gotta plan. So don't worry 'bout nothing, all right? Ring me back.

[ Click. ]

PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 05:28:06 UTC

I'm the fuckin' mess...? Christ...

[RRRING]

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 05:30:16 UTC

[ PICKS THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP ON THE SECOND RING. ]

Badou! ♥

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 05:35:49 UTC

[a lazy rasp down the line]

Yoooo. [and straight to the point!] What should I be worryin' about, now?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 05:37:17 UTC

T'ch. No, I'm specifically tellin' you not to worry. I'm handlin' it all.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 05:39:18 UTC

Can we have the beginning of the conversation 'fore we get to the part where everybody makes dumb decisions they'll regret later?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 05:41:22 UTC

What the fuck else would we talk about, the weather?

I got a guy. You're used to hearin' that, right? All your Yakuza dealings.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 05:44:21 UTC

It's cloudy with a chance of fuck off.

Assumptions make an ass outta you and- no just you. What kinda guy?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 05:47:03 UTC

I'll watch for the Hail Marys.

Except they ain't no 'e' in 'assumptions'. A magic kinda guy. Better'n mine. ... Heh. Almost a painful kinda irony to it, if--...

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 05:54:52 UTC

Wait, what? What the fuck we need a magic kinda guy for?

[there's a sloshsplash of wetness in the background]

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 05:56:21 UTC

You're missin' the bigger picture.

[ -- Pause. Listening... ]

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 06:03:07 UTC

[tch]

Paint it for me bigger, then, Picasso.

[very faintly, a scratchyscraping noise, and Badou's voice sounds like it's coming out the side of his mouth]

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 06:05:50 UTC

... [ Smirksmilesmoke. ]

An illusionist.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 06:17:40 UTC

[the scraping's a dull background noise, which pauses for an inhale]

[he replies with a little more thought this time, fingers tapping against the shinyshiny chrome of a sink]

An illusionist. So, a break-in and switch? Or he pulls rabbits outta a goddamned hat as a distraction?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 5 2010, 06:22:00 UTC

More than that, really. He conjures, hides shit, no fucking hat needed and no fucking refunds.

[ And he sounds so fucking proud of himself. ]

Far as I know, I'm the only one that knows about it. Guess I'm just that magnetic, yeah?

[ Rambling words, quick and spat and full of nevernervous energy. ]

I'll go in with a fake and leave with my baby. But you know more 'bout the mouse than I do; what kinda cheese he take?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 5 2010, 06:34:16 UTC

I usually charge for that kinda info, y'know.

[the rasp is amused, teasing]

[there's a metallic sound of something getting thrown into a basin]

What's the magician's name?

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