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VOICEMAIL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 06:40:24 UTC
--CKING HELL BADOU PICK UP PICK U--

Ah? SHIT!

MOTHER OF FUCK CALL ME BACK A.S.A.P. OKAY SERIOUSLY I'VE GOT PROBLEMS THERE IS ISSUES GOING ON HERE IT'S AWFUL C'MON CALL ME BA--

[ click. ]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 08:15:04 UTC
...Fucker.

[there's no chuckle, but matching amusement just lining the edges of the rasp]

Why you always gotta say it like it's my goddamn destiny to get fired... Yeah, I'm still doin' that crap. Almost ditched it about five times this week but might as well grin and bear it 'till payday, y'know?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 08:17:52 UTC
Wouldn' be me if I wasn't.

You're halfway there. Go, go, rah, fight the power, et cetera. Learnin' anything?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 08:35:14 UTC
Ain't this textbook workin' for the man? Shit.

How to hold in farts durin' meditation and how to pretend to know what the fuck I'm doin' when the bossman comes around, mostly. What should I be learnin', Super Monk?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 08:43:08 UTC
A-one-two-three? Fuck'f I know. Just sounded like the cool response to give. You know I so like being a cool kid.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 08:48:07 UTC
Like it's your job. Only you're gonna get fired before me, probably.

What's up?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 08:50:02 UTC
Just like I'mma outlive you, right?

Boredom, mostly. My turf got invaded.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 08:52:06 UTC
We'll see.

What the fuck, really? How was the gang war?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 08:53:48 UTC
Pathetic and not worth it. Was one'a your boy's friends. Girlfriend. Whatever.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 08:56:59 UTC
Not my boy no more. You on the run?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 09:03:35 UTC
Ah, did I ruin that? My bad.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 09:04:15 UTC
Nah. Back in my room for a bit. Nobody even checks here any more.

'Cept, yanno, when Sir Detective knocked on my door.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 09:06:08 UTC
Nah, I ruined it later. Had to be ruined, though.

...Your own goddamn room. Who'da thunk it. Well that's fuckin' funny.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 09:09:02 UTC
Can't say I didn't see that coming.

Right? So I'm bored as fuck. Calling you is always a good option because, hey, you either take the tension away or put it there, I'm not sure which.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 09:13:49 UTC
Well, Super Monks are just a touch precognitive.

I ain't your stress ball. Squeeze somethin' else.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 09:19:20 UTC
Wanna hear what else I'm seein' for you, or would it not mean shit if you can't figure it out on your own?

But you're more fun.

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