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[prayforprey]

dude

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude dude dude

i just found out how my world went down

this wil crack you the fuck up

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[prayforprey]

maybe they

tuck in

i never saw no godcock either

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you cant tuck in tits but cocks are retractable

thats nature ! aint you never seen a dog

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[prayforprey]

dude godzillas got some kind of badass natural armor that hides her tits SHES TOTALLY A CHICK

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[prayforprey]

WHAT MAN COULD EVER HOLD THAT MUCH GRUDGE AT ONE NATION

SHE AINT A BRO

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LMFAO

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what about the sequels huh

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[prayforprey]

eggssssssssss she totally lays eggsssssss

thats what reptiles do doncha know

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are you hissing at me

sssso ssssensitive

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[prayforprey]

HISSING LIKE GODZILLA WITH A VAGINA

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FUCK YOU NO

that vagina would be
cavernous

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[prayforprey]

i read that as

carnivorous at first

VAGINA DENTATA ??????

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LMFAO shut up im at work you fucking piece of shit

i bet it shot fire too

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[prayforprey]

devoured the fuckin tokyo tower in its razorsharp vulva

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SCHLOP SCHLURP CRUNCH SHUMF

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[prayforprey]

you have officially ruined my petunias