TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ✖ gargleblasted

[nicotine_patch]

Comments

[PHONE CALL ⇒ VOICEMAIL]

[ineuphony]

[Waits until the beep and all.]

Hey, uh...Badou. I was wondering if this...month our schedule with jobs are a bit better, we could....go and grab for lunch every other day like we use to.

[She says this quickly.]

Butifyouhaveotherplansandnotwanttothenthat'sokayandall.Just an...idea.

[...]

I...guess I'll see and talk to you soon.

[...]

Be careful and take care of yourself...

[HANG UP]

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

[listens]

...

[JEEEEEESUS this kid was gonna give him whiplash one day, for sure]

[...he'll decide later]

MESSAGE DELETED.

[PHONECALL -> STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL] [Backdated for BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS]

[areyouhungry]

[He lets the call ring all the way through, then takes a breath for the message.]

Hey. I'm coming over right now. If you're not there, I'll come back later. With your stupid... infestation, or whatever, I guess I need to give you stuff by hand.

[shufflescrambleBEEP]

[ACTION]

[areyouhungry]

[sho' nuff, a few minutes later]

[KA-KNOCK]

Re: [ACTION]

[nicotine_patch]

[aaand have a tired-eyed Badou]

[he looks ...somewhat relaxed, despite the bloody bandages he's pressing to his bare side, just next to his stomach]

Heine? What'cha-

[NOT HEINE]

-ehh?

Re: [ACTION]

[areyouhungry]

[His eyes flit briefly to the bandage, and a look of worry- real concern- passes over it for a second. His eyes ask questions, and his mouth starts to move-]

Backdated to March 1

[cyprian_swan]

Oh? Leave a message? Oh pity~ I am having a party, and too bad you missed it~

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

[what the hell's this now]

[listens]

[--is she drunk?]

[she's totally drunk]

[YOU HAVE BEEN DRUNKDIALED BY THE GODDESS OF LOVE - WHAT DO YOU DO?
→CALL BACK IN HOPES OF TAPPING IT; GET SMOTE.
→CALL BACK IN HOPES OF TAPPING IT; GET SOME, THEN GET SMOTE.
→FLEE SOUTH FLEE SOUTH!]

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

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TEXT; PRIVATE

[prayforprey]

yo

humforme

stay the fuck away from her

i fucking mean it

-- g

Re: TEXT; PRIVATE

[nicotine_patch]

what the fuck

i don't get it - trigger??

--b

Re: TEXT; PRIVATE

[prayforprey]

worse

bird

Re: TEXT; PRIVATE

[nicotine_patch]

looks like a baby chick. like hibana? hows she snap

1st deadman - whats the reaction

VOICEMAIL;

[brbgothomework]

[THIS]

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

[AAHHHH]

[AHHHHHHHHH]

[AAAHHHHHHHHH]

[AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!]

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

[LITERALLY CANNOT RAM FINGERS INTO THE GUIDE FAST ENOUGH]

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ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

[DROPS IT IN THE TOILET]

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