smoked twenty four joints;

[nicotinebullets]

Someone tell me that I can shoot someone already.

I need to get a new phone.

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[dexterous_fake]

Look a little pale there tightwad.

What's got your panties in a bunch now? Partner.

HA. HA. HA.

[nicotinebullets]

Here's one thing you need to learn before you ever call me partner: running away. Real fast.

Because I'm not going to be responsible for your ass if you get hit by the bullet coming your way.

[dexterous_fake]

Wait, did you just say you'd shoot me?

You shoot me I'd laugh.

[nicotinebullets]

No one said anything about shooting you. I'm just saying, just in case a bullet comes your way.

[crimsonkure]

Can I pick who it is you shoot, or are you just thinking a random somebody?

Did you drop yours or something?

[nicotinebullets]

I've already chosen someone, thanks.

It fell apart. I needed a new one anyways.

[crimsonkure]

Pity, and here I thought I could have you solve all my problems.

Ah, so I'm assuming you didn't get my message? Did you at least get a strange package?

[nicotinebullets]

Sorry, I'd help if I was in the hitman business.

The message I did get, then my phone malfunctioned. How strange was the strange package?

[deviantcommand]

I second that thought.