A QUICK GUIDE TO TROLL REPRODUCTION
The follow up to the previous guide!
THAT IS POSITIVELY FILTHY
Okay now that that's out of my system. Let's have a serious summary for troll reproduction.
It will be quick, because fuck you guys I play a thirteen year old that is bad and you should feel bad.
Pretend you are a troll! Now prepare you are a troll who is not six. ONCE A SWEEP, when the time is right, an Imperial Drone will come knocking on your door. He will be holding two (2) buckets. They will be helpfully labeled ♥ and ♠. You will thus need to get your MATESPRIT and KISMESIS and proceed to FILL THE BUCKETS with your genetic fluid. You can all guess what kind of fluid this is.
A note: both a kismesis and a matesprit are required. If you don't fill the Drone's buckets, you get culled. You can get culled for so many fun things in troll society.
ANYWHO. Once you have filled these magical buckets with your genetic material, the drones will put them all together in an incestuous slurry and then give that slurry to THE MOTHER GRUB. The mother grub lives underground, and she will use that beautiful slurry to lay HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EGGS at once. A mother grub looks like this, only pregnant. And with no Kanaya on top.
"But if they're just making an incestuous slurry out of it, what's with the highly specific pails?" you ask.
Well, the stronger the bond of a pair (of either kind), the more likely it is for their genes to be passed on in the resulting brood. If your bond is weaker, your traits are probably going to be recessive. BASICALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT PASSING DOWN YOUR GENES.
And that is all you never wanted to know about troll reproduction.
PS: THE MOTHER GRUB IS BORN OUT OF A MATRIORB. KANAYA HAD ONE. ERIDAN DESTROYED IT. TROLL RACE IS OVER FOREVER YAY.
THAT IS POSITIVELY FILTHY
Okay now that that's out of my system. Let's have a serious summary for troll reproduction.
It will be quick, because fuck you guys I play a thirteen year old that is bad and you should feel bad.
Pretend you are a troll! Now prepare you are a troll who is not six. ONCE A SWEEP, when the time is right, an Imperial Drone will come knocking on your door. He will be holding two (2) buckets. They will be helpfully labeled ♥ and ♠. You will thus need to get your MATESPRIT and KISMESIS and proceed to FILL THE BUCKETS with your genetic fluid. You can all guess what kind of fluid this is.
A note: both a kismesis and a matesprit are required. If you don't fill the Drone's buckets, you get culled. You can get culled for so many fun things in troll society.
ANYWHO. Once you have filled these magical buckets with your genetic material, the drones will put them all together in an incestuous slurry and then give that slurry to THE MOTHER GRUB. The mother grub lives underground, and she will use that beautiful slurry to lay HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EGGS at once. A mother grub looks like this, only pregnant. And with no Kanaya on top.
"But if they're just making an incestuous slurry out of it, what's with the highly specific pails?" you ask.
Well, the stronger the bond of a pair (of either kind), the more likely it is for their genes to be passed on in the resulting brood. If your bond is weaker, your traits are probably going to be recessive. BASICALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT PASSING DOWN YOUR GENES.
And that is all you never wanted to know about troll reproduction.
PS: THE MOTHER GRUB IS BORN OUT OF A MATRIORB. KANAYA HAD ONE. ERIDAN DESTROYED IT. TROLL RACE IS OVER FOREVER YAY.