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[nie_unschuldig]

So just what [idiot] kind soul thought it would be a good idea to inflict my idea of a Christmas present on some unsuspecting person? I must say I'm almost impressed. 

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[worththeclub]

[ She's not going to comment. She's going to ignore it. She's going to be a good girl and follow Omi's orders and-- ]

... What is your idea of a Christmas present?

[ ... Curiosity killed the cat. Or something like that. ]

[nie_unschuldig]

That all depends on the receiver of course.

[Like he's going to tell her anything...]

For instance, I have something for you. Just need to drop it off but I'm sure you'll enjoy it and you can even share with dear Omi.

[worththeclub]

[ Well, why not? If you weren't hiding anything, why wouldn't you tell her?

But she's momentarily distracted by that new piece of information. ]

... You have something for me? What?

[nie_unschuldig]

[Tsukiyono might not like the idea of Schuldig telling Ouka his idea of the perfect Christmas present for her would be a gun.]

Why yes I do. Does that mean you don't want to wait until Christmas to open it?

[amorallygrey]

[Gee, I wonder who'd do something like that?

Nagi figures you're the one who signed him up, so it's only fair.]

[nie_unschuldig]

[Yup almost impressed, if he hadn't done it first. Shame, if Nagi had come up with something more original Schuldig would have been completely impressed.]

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[1blackcat]

Then don't participate. Spare the victim and spite the troll. And congratulate yourself on getting a free present with no work involved.

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[nie_unschuldig]

Well that lets you off the hook; although I didn't expect any of you to be up to that level.
But wouldn't that just be terribly mean to someone else? It's not their fault someone was trying to be clever and failed.

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[1blackcat]

Who is it? I'll cover their present.

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[nie_unschuldig]

[How sweet...or something.]

But that wouldn't be very Christmasy of me now would it? And besides the best way to annoy a troll, other than ignore them, is to turn their fun around and make it your's.