Oh hai guys! Let this be the second Deathstars slash post! The first one can be found (and drooled over)
here. Hope you enjoy. :D
So yeah. Everyone knows Deathstars already, right? No?
Well, all you need to know that they're the slashiest band ever and even though you don't need to enjoy the music they made, you can't deny the slashiness.
This is Deathstars (l-r) - Nightmare, Whiplasher, Cat. Skinny and Bone. They like to take pictures in showers, obviously. Also, they do things in showers, only we don't get to know about them (pfft, let me dream, k?).
Obviously, Cat is the slut of the band (I love Bone's grin - but then again, who wouldn't be grinning with Cat practically almost blowing them? :P)
Fan: What time do you prefer to wake up? we had vested interest in this inf, hehe ^^
Whip: 6-7am. I get up early, and always has (if I'm not partying of corpse).
Cat: Meaning he get's up at like 4pm or have you ever seen whip not partying?
Whip: Well, yesterday I wasn't out and I got up at 6am. But true what Cat says, even though he gets up at 17.00 on tour, just in time for soundcheck - every day. I like that about him, hehe.
Cat: It's nice. The intresting thing about Whip is that he likes to bring us fresh breakfast bread. He gets up and goes joggin' in the morning!! comes back an hour later dressed up as a frensh maid and gives us a nice morning meal with much love! I like that about him!
Whip: That's true! Thanks!
Cat: You are lovingly welcome! babyhun!
A) WHIP IN FRENCH MAID COSTUME AKJFHGADFKBH
B) Cat called Whip babyhun. WTF? XDD
Source. Here you can see that Whip like to touch his bandmembers. Posessively. ^^
So yeah. Remember what I said about Cat being the slut of the band? Sometimes he wants to be dominant and all, and even though it doesn't quite work in my head, adfhgkdjghadfkj it IS hot. Have a similar shot:
Tease.
Fan: Who is the cuddliest one in the band?
Cat: Ask whip what happens on my cuddle days!
I WANNA KNOW, IN DETAILS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
Source. Oh this be cute "nawh we're not in love, we're two tough guys, now fuck off and we have sex, k?" picture of Bone and Whip.
But it's nothing with comparison to Cat and Andy, who fuck anywhere (and I have to show off and tell you I'v eseen this live and omd.) Have another angle:
Oh yeah.
Fan: How do your wives/girlfriends feel about the homosexual activities that go on in the band?
Whip: Haha - do you think we have girlfriends?! Well, girlfriends are just for the image.
Ah Whip is a smart man, he says what he want to hear, yeah? :P
Source. And this. OMD. This, you guys, is the slashiest picture in history of slashy pictures and yeah. Ah. Ah. They're SO in love.
"Oh hai I'm Cat and I get to be fucked by Whip all the time, now be jealous *smirk grin* OH YEAH."
Mmhm...Have a different angle:
"DEEPER."
Mmhmmmmm...
"I will blow you now, k? Please? Can't say no anyway..."
"*Cat can't say no*"
Rawrrrrrrrr.... or, the picture where Whip is being predatory and Cat is being all shy (or well, is pretending it).
I was trying to be funny, so laugh, yeah?
Let me quote what Skinny said when we, fangirls, discussed the fact that Whip isn't doing this to Skinny that much, but focuses on Cat:
He used to be more on to me back in the days but since Cat came in the picture (mirror), Whip moved on to even younger flesh and I have to be content as number 2.
Source. I love how Kitten is all shy here/ Yeah, shut up, he so is.
And this isn't slashy, I know, but omd cute!Cat. ^^
Also, have a video where Whip and Cat are being fucking tease all too much.