So it's almost Xmas for myself and my dog and cat friends all over the world. I do hope all you crappy smelly humans are out there right now shopping and buying the best Moo-B-Q's and Baa-B-Q's for all your puppies. Now understand cats dont deserve much, they should be happy we let them live in a world that is run by us doggies. I have a big list ( Read more... )

My MommyDaddy just let me out. I had to peeeeeee so badly. So I figured they were going to take care of me but guess what? They are going out in this big rain storm. Rain is stopping but its very very rainy on the ground. I hope they have a boat because you would have to be a stupid Pizzo to want to go out in this weather. At least I got to pee. ( Read more... )

So its Sunday morning...... its POURING. I hate the rain, i gotta peee sooo badly. I dont even wanna bother waking up my MommyDaddy because I wont go out there. Its rainy and muddy. Maybe I can pee in the cats box? Nah im too big and thats too dirty. Ive never peed in the house, once I did something by accident but I had a speakin to by my Daddy ( Read more... )

Today was the big Thanksgiving Feasty at the house since nobody was home but me and my brothers Leftover and Murphy. We invited all of our friends over for a big food time. So Booger, Steve, Ghosts who eat Submarine Sammiches, Fifi, Fufu, Jo Biscut and everyone else brought something to our special feast. So Fufu brought a Ham, it turns out his ( Read more... )

Tonight my Mommy Daddy had Chicken. Not just any chickens but chickens that were without bone and breaded with some crumby device. So they leave some for me but they leave it out and unattended on the counter for HOURS. Now I dont know about you but imagine how I felt? Not only could I not get on top of the counter no matter how hard I jumped and ( Read more... )

So today I had to pee really bad and I gave my Daddy the special Alarm cry and he jumped right out of the bed to take care of it. But to my puppy dismay it was all gloomy and rainy outsidee. I dont know about you but I like my puppy feet nice and dry. So I really had to run between the rain drops and pee really quick. Not a good way to start my ( Read more... )

So I forgot the strangest Puppy part of the hamburger make up trip. There were all these people who were yelling at me for attention. All I wanted was my food but NO they wanted me to sign autographs and smile and stuff. Stupid people, they should just do what my Mommy and Daddy do and feed me when I am hungry and not make me jump through hoops. ( Read more... )

So last night my Daddy took me to a new groomer. I liked the old one! I dont know why we dont go to the old groomer but she made me smell nice and gave me bows and never asked me to do something I didnt want my doggy self to do. But this one? Oh my dogness let me tell you how crazy it was. She cut my nails!!! My precious poochy nails. I was very ( Read more... )