Marriage Schedules

Apr 24, 2005 11:21

This is funny:

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asyouflyaway April 24 2005, 23:06:37 UTC
Sounds fun, huh?

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fl0werchylde April 25 2005, 13:38:40 UTC
Pretty funny.

A hubby that takes his turn staying up with the baby is *divine*.

Actually, guys always talk about how the sex decreases when you get married, but that's because they are largely unaware of the wife schedule shown above. In Sociology class there was a statistic that housework is basically a "second shift" for most working mothers, and amounts to about an extra month of work each year.

So guys, even though they're supposed to be sooo good at math are generally missing an obvious piece of calculus. And that is--time spent doing housework is time not spent with *you*. So the most foolproof and guaranteed way of getting sex from your wife is... (drum roll please)... to do some housework!!! Not only is she less tired and aggravated now, but if you do a good job, she might even be in a favor-granting mood!

Wow. What a novel concept.

Guys are schmucks.

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niff April 26 2005, 23:57:36 UTC
Yes, for sure. Did you read about how women's bodies, however, are better able to adapt to a new baby's schedule than men's? Women who get up every couple hours to feed are significantly more rested in the morning than men who do the same.

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fl0werchylde April 28 2005, 00:45:24 UTC

Wow. That's awesome. Purpose by design?

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niff April 28 2005, 00:49:40 UTC
Or forced adaptation :-P

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