so.. the other night ryan had a "jason" dream... you know.. guy in a hockey mask trying to kill you... he was all "i like incisors and brains!" she woke up screaming (he was cutting off her head) and has been edgy all week ( Read more... )

today is an awesome day.( Read more... )

bark chips for gardens and shiny new gaskets ( Read more... )

i need to write a book called "adventures on ebay ( Read more... )

ebay listing says ( Read more... )

i'm better health wise today. it no longer feels like i'm being strangled. less coughing. and i can almost breathe out of my nose ( Read more... )

i can't even describe how i feel. people just fucking suck. i'm going to just read and wait for the xanex to kick in. it's like i'm slowly being crushed to death.

i hate the post office ( Read more... )

next tie someone tells me my skulls and bones are creepy. imma tell em stfu. at least i'm not this guy

http://deadanimalart.com/gallery.html

0.o i'm slightly disturbed by seeing this stuff.

ryan talking about her giant gummy bear that i got her on balboa island. it's like 1 pound of gummy bear:
"i ate him form the legs up and the back forward so his eyes would be fine and he can watch himself being slowly devoured. too bad there's no gummy bear anesthetic either..."
0.o
then she wipes her nose on my thrown pillow..