existence = motion?

[nifra_idril]

I have returned to school, and the life that I have created for myself apart from the roiling mass of family that is mine. I love them all, but they are like a herd of drunken bear cubs -- adorable, dangerous, and somewhat insane as a concept. I have internet for the first time in almost a week, which is nice, and yet somehow does not actually

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[cranberryink]

The horror, indeed. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

[lyra_sena]

As a dutiful podlet, you want to come back online.

existence=underpants mockery!

[alexandralynch]

(Snicker) I understand your trauma.

It was in a similar way that I found out my father was a crossdresser.

[teenygozer]

Ack! I should think that would have acted as aversion therapy for the smoking... or possibly exacerbated it!

[raincitygirl]

For a very, very long time, I was convinced that my mother had only had sex six times in her life (she has three kids, and has had three miscarriages). However, this happy illusion of mine was ruined some years ago when I asked her (when she was a bit tipsy) why she and my father had not divorced earlier than they did. She informed me that "Even after we were fighting all the time, the sex was still good." Like I really needed to hear that.

At least your mom has the decency to try and HIDE the condoms. I mean, she's traumatizing you by having a sex life, but she's not forcing it upon you and refusing to let you be in denial as long as you don't stumble across any incriminating evidence.

Glad you're back at school and not surrounded by siblets who oppress you with their impressionable nature. They must be really tapped for role models to find you impressive, though. Do you come from a very small town or something?

[jack_pride]

At least your mom has the decency to try and HIDE the condoms.

::chokes::

My mom once had me wait in the car while she ran into the drugstore to pick up her prescription for sheepskin condoms, because she's allergic to latex. I was about twelve.

I suspect I'm the only person in the world who's not bothered by the idea of her parents having sex, because if I were I would have spontaneously combusted long ago. I also know that, on a motorcycle trip about two years ago, they broke a headboard at a hotel they stayed at. I know what kinky thing my mother did to celebrate their 28th anniversary a few months ago. I'll stop there, really.

[raincitygirl]

Oh. My. Gawd.

*falls over*

I would've killed myself. Suddenly my mom doesn't seem so bad.