i am so bored ( Read more... )

interested in: fun jewelry
disinterested in: people who i live with that drink themselves to a point of emotional hysteria and uncontrollable tears.

I just rocked my presentation for MU130. Everyone else did a powerpoint and i made a FCKING edited movie/slideshow. It was so badass ( Read more... )

i need help.
will any of you hesitate to slap a bitch?

i want to go to the museum of science for my honeymoon with russell alba

i want to go out on a dinner date with teacozyy ( Read more... )

here is a theory expressed through symbolism.

its not the salsa, but the chips that make you fat.

take it as you will.

FIRST thing to do before going to sleep: brush teeth wash face floss teeth ( Read more... )

there are two types of people in this world ( Read more... )

i think i may be losing it.