TENTACULAR SPECTACULAR 2011

[night_reveals]

This is a little gathering place for things of tentacly-nature. The name "Tentacular Spectacular" is by unvarnishedtale after some brainstorming on twitter. There were so many good names (including "Love Me Tendril", "Hold Me in Your Tentacular Suckery Arms", "Blowjobs and Bothria", "Squid Roe", and "Squiddy Love") that I think it's fair to say more tentacles are

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stuffed like a prized pheasant at a royal feast

[phenylic]

i shouldn't be here. i should not. WTF AM I DOING.

This is not real.

This is what Arthur tells himself. This is a dream. He's aware that he's spread out on his knees on a bed, his hands bound behind his back with something a hell of a lot smoother than twine. He is blindfolded and thankful for it, because some things need to be remain unknown--things like whatever it is that is tracing the curve of his spine.

Arthur swallows.

"Christ, Arthur," he hears Eames murmur and turns to face the direction of his voice. The--The Thing moves lower, skimming across an ass cheek, and Arthur has to force himself to keep his breaths steady. It's eerily smooth, fleshy, but in the way that a fingertip would be without its indented whorls

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[night_reveals]

VIVI

okay first I LOVE THE TITLE WHERE DID YOU GET IT.

second I LOVE THE NAME "THE THING" YOU ARE SO CLEVER.

It's eerily smooth, fleshy, but in the way that a fingertip would be without its indented whorls.

What a perfect description...

He lets Eames kiss him open-mouthed and sloppy, lets Eames rub figure eights into the inside of his arm.

That is so endearing for some reason.

ALSO IT IS A RULE THAT ARTHUR CAN ALWAYS TAKE ONE MORE.

~em

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[phenylic]

I AM SO CREATIVE, I KNOW.

ALSO IT IS A RULE THAT ARTHUR CAN ALWAYS TAKE ONE MORE.

COULD THIS PLEASE BE ITS OWN FEST. PLEASE.

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[phenylic]

:DDDDDDDD

Arthur wants it so, so bad
yes yes yes!!

cockslut!Arthur will never not be (one of) my favorite(s). *u*

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[phenylic]

:DDD!! THANKS \o/

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[eternalsojourn]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD, VIVI! I've had this tab open and winking at me all morning as I tried (and failed) to write comment porn, tried (and semi-succeeded) to write fairy tale porn, and tried (and failed) to work. I gave in. You win. You win everything. Jesus, you should write filthy perverted stuff always. You're wicked awesome at it. :D

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[phenylic]

UM I'M SORRY?? DD:

oh who am I kidding. I WROTE TENTACLE PORN FUCK YEAH I'M WICKED AWESOME.

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[anamuan]

well now. this was hot.

Re: stuffed like a prized pheasant at a royal feast

[phenylic]

lol thanks!

Re: stuffed like a prized pheasant at a royal feast 2

[phenylic]

I...I can't even. /o\Theoretically speaking, Arthur could blame this on the Somnacin. It's been a while since he mixed his own compounds so, statistically speaking, it's more than likely he'd fucked up somewhere

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[anamuan]

good morning to me! this makes me so glad i got out of bed, you have not idea!

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[phenylic]

\o/ i'm glad! *g*

Re: stuffed like a prized pheasant at a royal feast 2

[phenylic]

IT'S BECAUSE ARTHUR IS A GOOD BOY *_*