Company Policy

[nightcircle]

Heh. At lunch today I nearly made V squirt soda out of her nose laughing when I told her that basically what I'd learned from my company's online anti harrasment tutorial/test is that I could sit there across from her during lunch for the whole hour and tell her one raunchy, dirty sex joke after another but damned if I could look at her ass

Comments

"No plans"....heh heh....riggghhht.........

[handleschmandle]

Things are gettin' all freaky and shit at the office, eh? Heh heh.

Re: "No plans"....heh heh....riggghhht.........

[nightcircle]

Yeah. A little office lovin...the file cabinets of LOVE!

Bleh. Realistically, filing cabinets and love?? Not a good mix.

"Time to take some dictation......"

[handleschmandle]

If Stuart bent you over the damn filing cabinets, I'll bet you'd squeal with delight like a stuck piggy.

(Sorry, but I'm laughing my ass off at my own comment.)

Re: "Time to take some dictation......"

[nightcircle]

I would hope I would have a little more decorum than to squeal like a stuck piggy. Perhaps I could swoon languidly into his arms like Scarlett O'Hara overheated at the Tarleton twins barbeque? (I have got to come up with another analogy, but this one is kinda good and also much better than stuck piggy...)

Dear Stuart,

I don't squeal, really. I can, however, be persuaded to moan in a sultry manner if properly provoked. I'm pretty sure you have the power, so, you know, I've got the filing cabinet if you've got the time...