WHY ME? JESUS H. CHRIST, WHY ME?

Nov 27, 2007 10:20

Oh my fucking god. Throats are being cleared all around me. I am being slowly and methodicallly driven insane ( Read more... )

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geekwitch November 27 2007, 16:46:47 UTC
Every time someone clears their throat, an angel gets his wings...

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nightcircle November 27 2007, 17:25:07 UTC
You are perverting one of my favorite movies! LOL! I wouldn't mind if the throat clearers sprouted wings and flapped someplace where I couldn't hear them. Ack!

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You and Me BOTH!!! padawanchina November 27 2007, 16:54:52 UTC
I had the disgusting throat-clearning guy, but I glowered menancingly at him to keep his creepy self away and invoked subtle demons in hopes that he would leave. Three weeks ago..he did. No notice.

Now...I have have a job that they are steadily eroding any possiblity of creativity. Yesterday, I realized that lobotomized primates could do my job.

They hire us for our skills...then they tie our hands. I love the corporate world. So I'm empathizing with you. Any possibility you could hear earphones?

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Re: You and Me BOTH!!! nightcircle November 27 2007, 17:28:10 UTC
I think if I were more creatively and happily involved in my job things like throat clearing wouldn't register or at least not bother me to the point of towering rage.

Someday I will be doing what I want to do and making good money at it. You too!

I am going to explore the idea of earphones but I just know the minute I put them on, somebody is going to call me or stop by and I'll never get a chance to enjoy them.

I once did data entry for a living and I listened to music on earphones and I was VERY fast and accurate. Mindless, but also challenging and enjoyable.

Sometimes I think this job is just mindless. Or maybe I have simply lost mine somewhere...

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Re: You and Me BOTH!!! padawanchina November 27 2007, 17:31:55 UTC
I think if we stay in positions like it sounds like we both have we *will* lose our minds! Just know that you have a sister out here suffering in the same flourescent constraints too!

Be well.

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halo_ov_fire November 27 2007, 18:22:06 UTC
LMAO

It's like the anti-mina torture tactic. Put her in a room full of throat clearers. Who needs water bording?

Hehehehe...

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nightcircle November 27 2007, 19:02:59 UTC
I would spill my guts in about half an hour. LOL. Luckily I have no state secrets to divulge.

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halo_ov_fire November 28 2007, 11:46:32 UTC
LOL

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Gacking your way through the work day! handleschmandle November 27 2007, 20:47:28 UTC
I have a dude nearby that clears his throat, but also seems to enjoy doing this gross half hiccup/half belch thing that's deep inside his chest once every few days. Not sure if that makes sense, but fuckin' GAH!

There's another person that works here whose throat clearing is so loud that there's a chance you're actually hearing him instead of your co-workers, dude.

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Re: Gacking your way through the work day! nightcircle November 27 2007, 21:57:53 UTC
HOW DO YOU STAND WORKING THERE?????????

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Brazen throat clearing deserves a wire hanger up the keister! handleschmandle November 27 2007, 23:48:33 UTC
You would toadally lose your marbles over this one loud guy's hacking. I'm so tempted to describe it in all it's explosively loud, wet, and phlegmy glory, but you'd probably curl into the fetal position and be sitting there in your office chair - catatonic - until midnight. (Uh oh, I kinda just did describe it in detail.)

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Re: Brazen throat clearing deserves a wire hanger up the keister! nightcircle November 28 2007, 14:08:04 UTC
I didn't read this comment while sitting in my office chair - no, I read it while eating my morning slice of whole wheat toast. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME????? ARE YOU????????

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