Comments | nightcity: Audience Participation Project: #1

nightcity

Audience Participation Project: #1

Nov 21, 2005 13:02

M
mkay, so if you were an action figure or something similar, what would you be called, and what special features/accessories would you come prepackaged with?

audience participation project

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lainex November 21 2005, 02:24:52 UTC

I would be Lame!Lain. Comes complete with laptop and bed. Has buttons on back to trigger phrases such as, "Go away! I'm in the middle of an episode right now!" and throwing-blankets-over-self action!

nightcity November 21 2005, 02:27:58 UTC

Throwing-blankets-over-self action eh? Sounds like fun.

jamoozalee November 21 2005, 03:30:33 UTC

I would be Lobster Girl and I would come complete with baddly sunburnt forarms and hands, aloe vera spray and sunscreen. I wouldn't be a talking doll, because I would be one of those cheap, rip-off ones that don;t live in the special isles in Toys'R'Us.

nightcity November 21 2005, 08:20:34 UTC

I used to have a Spanish Barbie-imitation doll called Nicola who would chirrup "Te Quiero" in a sickeningly-sweet voice whenever you poked the jewel on her necklace. We drowned her in the neighbour's pool until her voicebox went all gurgly and menacing, warpainted her up with textas and used her as a swamp monster.

Ahh, childhood.

jamoozalee December 8 2005, 06:01:41 UTC

Yes, those were the days, for sure.

fryboy November 21 2005, 03:30:48 UTC

Hrm

G.I Fry with the kung fu grip!
With a little plastic happy hacking keyboard that you can slot into my moulded plastic hands that are permanently in the gripping position.

nightcity November 21 2005, 08:22:38 UTC

Awh, so cute. And so amusing that your fingers won't separate far enough to be able to efficiently use the keyboard...

I guess your other G.I. feature will have to be your "search and destroy" typing abilities?

fryboy November 21 2005, 11:16:01 UTC

G.I FRY DOES NOT REPLACE
HE ONLY DESTROYS!

*pummels enemies with Moulded Plastic Hands that are Permanently in the Gripping Position*

cutemorbidity November 21 2005, 07:16:49 UTC

I would be the spoon fairy. I would come dressed in a pink pvc tutu and have a magical spoon wand. That is all. :p

nightcity November 21 2005, 08:23:34 UTC

That's awesome, I'd buy one. :D

tomusan November 21 2005, 09:33:39 UTC

Captain Crushtor™ Hammerface Special Edition Deluxe XR comes with everything you see here - bone crusher plastic deluxe, chocolate sauce cannon (shoots up to 1.5fts!), lazer LED eyes, alien intelligence searching antennae (non functional) and INTERNET PIRACY ACTION! Batteries not included.

nightcity November 21 2005, 09:47:47 UTC

Eheheh. You mean the bone-crusher doesn't have a "non-functional" tag attached? Hmm. Add it to my Christmas wishlist.