fuck shit fuck
Things That Seem Important Right Now, Given That The Only Reasonable Alternative Is To Finish My Creative Writing Assignment:
-looking for tattoo flash
-designing a graffiti tag
-making a "walking through city streets on a grey winter's afternoon with your hands sunk in the pockets of your travel-worn leather jacket" playlist
-reading old Chaser annuals
-prettifying the lettering on my psych revision cards
-making tahini
-eating tahini
-eating wasabi peas
-trying to mend my shoe
-trawling /friends/friends
-distracting my housemates
-re-reading the Principia Discordia
-taking the MyHeritage Celebrity Face Recognition Test
actually, that last one should be struck from the list of time-wasting activities- my results were actually pretty enlightening. I've spent nineteen years completely unaware of the fact that I have a celebrity doppelganger with facial features 78% identical to mine. But undergoing this cutting-edge biometric analysis has altered my entire conception of my identity. if not my very existence.
Why didn't anyone tell me I looked so much like Jesse McCartney?
Other notable matches included Andy Lau and Jon Stewart.
-looking for tattoo flash
-designing a graffiti tag
-making a "walking through city streets on a grey winter's afternoon with your hands sunk in the pockets of your travel-worn leather jacket" playlist
-reading old Chaser annuals
-prettifying the lettering on my psych revision cards
-making tahini
-eating tahini
-eating wasabi peas
-trying to mend my shoe
-trawling /friends/friends
-distracting my housemates
-re-reading the Principia Discordia
-taking the MyHeritage Celebrity Face Recognition Test
actually, that last one should be struck from the list of time-wasting activities- my results were actually pretty enlightening. I've spent nineteen years completely unaware of the fact that I have a celebrity doppelganger with facial features 78% identical to mine. But undergoing this cutting-edge biometric analysis has altered my entire conception of my identity. if not my very existence.
Why didn't anyone tell me I looked so much like Jesse McCartney?
Other notable matches included Andy Lau and Jon Stewart.