i feel like i'm underwater and i can't accurately express anything to anyone. maybe that's okay ( Read more... )

mom(half asleep): ...where's mom and dad?
stephen: what??
mom: where's...mom and dad?
stephen: what!!?
mom: oh wait...i'm mom....what am i talking about?

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don't be surprised if any of you don't hear from me for awhile

i'm going back into hiding and i have no intention of ever coming out

someone get me to a hospital before i do something crazy

it's pretty amazing and slightly humorous that people i've never met nor spoken to in my entire life wish me dead. you'd think i'd have to actually do something terrible, like, i don't know, happily dip puppies in a vat of sulfuric acid, or something.

apparently my very existance seems to be sufficient enough, these days.

finally!!!!!!


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i am really not okay at all ( Read more... )

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the cherry blossoms are budding.
and the daffodils are blooming.

and the weather men are all bouncing around with their umbrella hats on saying "whoooaaa! it's wacky weather we're having!" because alliteration makes everything seem slightly less threatening.


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is anyone else immensely happy as i am about the giant squid?

This is the e-mail he sends me after the fact ( Read more... )